Last night we went out to Grandpa Leithead's to hang out. As usual, we were playing games. This time it was the fabulous Wheel of Fortune on the computer (we rock, by the way!!). Anyways, admittedly, sometimes we don't pay as much attention as we should to my little ones while we are busy solving puzzles.
All of a sudden I came to the realization that my children were spitting, which usually means they have gotten bored and are entertaining themselves with the contents of their sippy cups. So, without taking my eyes off our game, I started saying, "Quit spitting your drinks! Girls, I mean it!" blah, blah, blah...whatever. They kept doing it. I kept telling them to knock it off. Then Grandpa Leithead said, "I didn't give them any drinks." Well, this got my attention, so I crawled under the table to see what the heck was going on. And this is what I found...
A whole pepper shaker spilled on the carpet under the table - and my girls with pepper on their tongues, their eyes watering and their mouths slobbering and sputtering. To me this was funny. Call me mean or whatever. I don't care...I thought it was freaking funny - and so did Kyle. We were laughing our heads off and our girls were crying because their mouths were burning. Parents of the year, I know. But you must understand that this is all after Matty had put one of her outfits and my favorite bra in the toilet, having to chase Matty all over my parents yard - in heels and a skirt - before church, Anastyn getting into Kari's cough drops, and writing all over herself with red pen. So, ya, it's hard not to chuckle a little when they get whats comin'!
So, we were trying to figure out how to put the fire out. We tried water. We tried milk. Thank goodness Grandpa had the brilliant idea to give the girls ice cream! The crying stopped as soon as the word was said. Ice cream is definitely medicinal!! :)
The night went pretty well after this...except for all the poopy diapers, the discovery of the emptied salt shaker in the toy room, and an incident involving a tampon. hehe!
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Poor little girls. I'm sure their little mouths were on fire. But, as you said, it is kinda funny. You have such fun stories, I think you should write a childrens book on their adventures. I would buy it!!
That is too funny. Kids sure can get into mischief very quickly! Nice work on the ice cream. :) How I get my energy? Well, not exactly sure. I have always been a night owl, but never a morning person. I take Melaleuca vitamins and that helps a lot and when I work out, I eat one of their Access bars. It makes a HUGE difference. :)
Hahahahaha!! Great post. Pepper is too hot...ouch!I You definitely have your hands full! It will keep you young!
ROFLM!O!!!! So funny!! Naughty little girls, they might be a little less eager to get into things.....but probably not. :) SO funny. So funny. hahaha!!
so gabe and jer had ball tourney this past weekend down in st. george and i always think of you guys!!!! i know you aren't there anymore but its weird. haha
I am glad those watching like a hawk days are over for me. I don't have the energy anymore to keep up with mischievious little ones. I feel sorry for the girls, but I bet in a way it was kind of funny.
Those girls are too much! I wouldn't be surprised if they had an aversion from pepper from now on! It will do them some good to learn some of their own lessons :] Also, I've always used Ice Cream Medicinally!
You are a busy mommy! I love your stories. Sometimes you just can't help but laugh...it's funny. Maddie is such a sweetie. I love seeing her at school!
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I needed a chuckle like that today. As Sister Hinckley used to say, "You just have to laugh. The alternative just isn't as fun."
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